Rainbow Dash Conquers Europe
Well, in a video game anyway. The most awesome, superior pegasus proved she is nopony to be trifled with by rising to become Empress in Crusader Kings II."I always knew I'd be ruling over bigger lands...
View ArticleNew Pink Pony Princess Shows Hasbro is Willing to Take Risks on New Character...
Princess Flurry Heart, the newly born daughter of Princess Cadance and Shining Armor, is a new character that Hasbro is bravely introducing to open Season 6.A pink themed princess character has never...
View ArticleTony the Tiger Announces Retirement
Tony, an anthropomorphic tiger in his 40s, has announced his retirement due to a large amount of uncanny and sexual tweets directed at him by the furry community. Sadly, Tony was not available...
View ArticleTemple Honoring Twilight Sparkle Constructed in Thailand
At least, that's what this appears to be. A gigantic statue in the likeness of Twilight Sparkle is the centerpiece of a massive display of all that is Pony.Hail, Hail, the Princess Twilight Sparkle...
View ArticleBronies Anonymous: The Recovery Group for Pony Fans Looking to Quit
Are you ready to quit the fandom, but your YouTube account doesn't have the following you need to bow out dramatically? Have you realized that an oversized affection for a show for little girls has...
View ArticleIntroducing Clopr: The Hookup App for Bronies
From the same kinds of aberrant people who brought you things like the Guy That Married the Twilight Sparkle Toy and Sugar Star, there is now an easily accessible dating app for the Brony on the go....
View ArticleSeason 6 Spoiler: Everypony is Expecting a Baby!
It started with Cadance and Shining Armor doing their part to make the royal Pony Pantheon a little bigger. Now that this subject has been broached, the writers and animators have decided to go all out...
View ArticleClop for a Cause: Because You Can't Make This Up
A group of My Little Pony smut artists have gotten together to make an album where 100% of the profits will go to Toys for Tots. Yes, really.Clop for a Cause (this link is NSFW, of course) is an effort...
View ArticleSeason 5 Finale in Images
The finale was everything we had hoped it would be: Violent, apocalyptic, hopeless, and magical. These are all desciptions we have come to associate with My Little Pony. Here's our reaction"I used to...
View ArticleHasbro to Develop Line of Robotic Pets; Roboponies on the Way.
Hasbro has developed a line of robotic pets for people who have trouble finding social interaction. This line is intended to be for older people who are unable to leave their house for periods of time....
View ArticleSeason 5 Episode Synopsis: The Mane Attraction. Also, we're not dead.
Hello there tens of readers and Russian spambots. Just wanted to let you know that we do still exist and we kind of care about horse things that happen. It's just, you see, real life is tough and...
View ArticleSeason 5 Episode Synopsis Scare Master: Fluttershy Plays Games With Her...
Fluttershy is terrified of Nightmare Night. Everypony thinks it's because she is a demure little sweetheart so timid that she is scared of her own shadow. But it's really because it brings out the...
View ArticleA Pony Kind of Christmas: Hasbro And Sony Music to Release Album of Christmas...
Did you love Christmas carols enough as a kid, adult, or kid at heart? Do you love ponies right now (yes, you do)? Here's the album for you!Hasbro seems to learned its lesson from the previous debacle...
View ArticleSeason 5 Episode Synopsis: Hearthbreakers
Applejack is happy to spend Hearthswarming Eve with the Pie family. But she soon discovers they have a rather unusual of celebrating the holiday."Pinkie, your family sure has a weird way of celebrating...
View ArticleLocal man Scott Cawthon sells his popularity and franchise to a small white dog.
Today, Scott Cawthon, creator of many forgettable mobile games and the Five Nights franchise, sold his popularity and his (in)famous horror series to a small white dog for 5000% of the actual retail...
View ArticleSeason 5 Episode Synopsis: The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows
Pinkie Pie is probably the best of the ponies at keeping a secret. No one knew she actually had a party dungeon.So her uncanny ability to know exactly when somepony has spilled the beans on a taboo...
View ArticleIn Celebration of 5 Years of Pony: We Didn't Start the Fire
I can't believe it's been 5 years of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!!THANK YOU, LAUREN FAUST!!Song: "We Didn't Start the Fire"Artist: Billy Joel"We Didn't Start the Fire" is credited to Columbia...
View ArticleSeason 5 Episode Synopsis: Crusaders of the Lost Mark
Pipsqueak runs for Ponyville Schoolhouse class president. Convinced that this is how they can get thier cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders want to help him, but Diamond Tiara tries to steal the...
View ArticleBrony Motto "Love and Tolerance" Scrapped By Hasbro For Being Too Triggering
Today marks the day that the "Equality" crowd wins another battle as the term "Love and Tolerance" was scrapped this morning, and replaced with "Peace and Kindness.""you're going to have a bad time"...
View ArticleEpisode Synopsis: Brotherhooves Social, or Big Mac's Big Secret
Remember when Rarity dragged Applejack to Manehattan to see a play and save Coco Pommel? Applejack was forced to miss the Sisterhooves Social because of this. Big Macintosh had to fill in for her and...
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